Saturday, December 14, 2019

Franchise or Journeyman

What is a "franchise" Quarterback? You hear the term bandied about usually in reference to newly drafted college stars brimming with potential or established veterans with years of success but in neither case is the idea very well defined.

I propose the following definition.

A franchise Quarterback will have made 64 or more starts for an organization.

The rationale behind this definition is two-fold. First, it is achievable on a rookie deal but only if every single potential start is made. Secondly, it's a rarer benchmark than you might anticipate. Since 1967, every Franchise has had at least one but no team has had more than five.

For this post, I'll go through each Franchise, note their Franchise QBs, their near-misses, a few additional thoughts of interest, and conclude with a word about Journeymen. In alphabetical order by city for no other reason than it seems sensible to me. All stats current as of week 13, 2019.

Arizona Cardinals (aka. St. Louis Cardinals, Phoenix Cardinals)

Franchise QBs
  1. Jim Hart - 179 starts ('67-'81, '83)
  2. Neil Lomax - 101 starts ('81-'88)
  3. Jake Plummer - 82 starts ('97-'02)
Champion QBs - None.

Current QB - Kyler Murray, 13 starts

Near Misses
  1. Carson Palmer - 62 ('13-'17)
  2. Kurt Warner - 57 ('05-'09)
 44 total QBs with at least one start.


Atlanta Falcons

Franchise QBs
  1. Matt Ryan - 186 ('08-now)
  2. Steve Bartowski - 121 ('75-'85)
  3. Chris Chandler - 67 ('97-'01)
  4. Michael Vick - 67 ('01-'06)
  5. Chris Miller - 66 ('87-'93)
Champion QBs - None.

Current QB - Matt Ryan

Near Misses
  1. Bob Berry - 51 ('68-'72)
37 total QBs


Baltimore Ravens (Not Colts)

Franchise QBs
  1. Joe Flacco - 163 ('08-'18)
Champion QBs - Joe Flacco 2013, Trent Dilfer 2001

Current QB - Lamar Jackson, 21 starts

Near Misses
  1. Kyle Boller - 42 ('03-'05, '07)
 20 total QBs


Buffalo Bills

Franchise QBs
  1. Joe Ferguson - 164 ('73-'84)
  2. Jim Kelly - 160 ('86-'96)
Champion QBs - None.

Current QB - Josh Allen, 24 starts

Near Misses
  1. Ryan Fitzpatrick - 63 ('09-'12)
  2. Drew Bledsoe - 48 ('02-'04)
  3. Tyrod Taylor - 44 ('05-'17)
37 total QBs


Carolina Panthers

Franchise QBs
  1. Cam Newton - 124 ('11-now)
  2. Jake Delhomme - 90 ('03-'09)
Champion QBs - None.

Current QB - Kyle Allen, 12 starts (Cam Newton is injured)

Near Misses
  1. Steve Beuerlein - 51 ('96-'00)
 17 total QBs. If you're looking for Kerry Collins, he ended up with 38 and I set the Near Miss boundary to 40.


Chicago Bears

Franchise QBs
  1. Jay Cutler - 102 ('09-'16)
  2. Jim McMahon - 84 ('82-'88)
  3. Jim Harbaugh - 65 ('88-'93)
Champion QBs - Jim McMahon 1986

Current QB - Mitch Trubisky, 38 starts

Near Misses
  1. Bobby Douglass - 52 ('68-'75)
  2. Bob Avellini - 50 ('75-'79, '82, '84)
  3. Erik Kramer - 46 ('94-'98)
49 total QBs


Cincinnati Bengals

Franchise QBs
  1. Ken Anderson - 172 ('71-'85)
  2. Andy Dalton - 130 ('11-'19)
  3. Boomer Esiason - 124 ('84-'92, '97)
  4. Jeff Blake - 66 ('94-'99)
Champion QBs - None.

Current QB - Andy Dalton

Near Misses
  1. Jon Kitna - 46 ('01-'04)
 30 total QBs


Cleveland Browns

Franchise QBs
  1. Brian Sipe - 114 ('74-'83)
  2. Bernie Kosar - 106 ('85-'93)
Champion QBs - None.

Current QB - Baker Mayfield, 26 starts

Near Misses
  1. Tim Couch - 59 ('99-'03)
  2.  Bill Nelson - 51 ('68-'72)
  3. Mike Phipps - 51 ('70-'76)
 50 total QBs (28 since 2000)


Dallas Cowboys

Franchise QBs
  1. Troy Aikman - 165 ('89-'00)
  2. Tony Romo - 127 ('06'-'15)
  3. Roger Staubach - 114 ('69-'71, '73-'79)
  4. Danny White - 92 ('78, '80-'87)
Champion QBs - Roger Staubauch 1972 & 1978, Troy Aikman 1993, 1994, & 1996

Current QB - Dak Prescott, 61 starts

Near Misses
  1. Dak Prescott ('16-'19)
  2. Craig Morton - 48 ('67-'72)
36 total QBs


Denver Broncos

Franchise QBs
  1. John Elway - 231 ('83-'98)
  2. Craig Morton - 64 ('77-'82)
Champion QBs - John Elway 1998 & 1999, Peyton Manning 2016

Current QB - Drew Lock, 2 starts (Joe Flacco is injured)

Near Misses
  1. Peyton Manning - 57 ('12-'15)
  2. Jake Plummer - 54 ('03-'06)
  3. Brian Griese - 51 ('99-'02)
  4. Charley Johnson - 41 ('72-'75)
 42 total QBs, including Tim Tebow (14 starts)


Detroit Lions

Franchise QBs
  1. Matthew Stafford -149 ('09-now)
  2. Greg Landry - 95 ('68-'78)
Champion QBs - None.

Current QB - David Blough, 2 starts (Matthew Stafford is injured)

Near Misses
  1. Eric Hipple - 61 ('80-'86, '89)
  2. Scott Mitchell - 57 ('94-'98)
  3. Joey Harrington - 55 ('02-'05)
  4. Gary Danielson - 54 ('77-'78, '80-'82, '84)
  5. Rodney Peete - 47 ('89-'93)
  6. Charlie Batch - 46 ('98-'01)
36 total QBs


Green Bay Packers

Franchise QBs
  1. Brett Favre - 253 ('92-'07)
  2. Aaron Rodgers - 171 ('08-now)
  3. Lynn Dickey - 101 ('76-'77, '79-'85)
Champion QBs - Bart Starr 1967 & 1968, Brett Favre 1997, Aaron Rodgers 2011

Current QB - Aaron Rodgers

Near Misses
  1. Dan Majkowski - 49 ('87-'91)
  2. Bart Starr - 46 ('67-'71) easily eclipses 64 if pre-1967 starts are considered
26 total QBs


Houston Texans

 Franchise QBs
  1. Matt Schaub - 88 ('07-'13)
  2. David Carr - 75 ('02-'06)
Champion QBs - None.

Current QB - DeShaun Watson, 35 starts

Near Misses - None.

15 total QBs, franchise started in 2002.


Indianapolis Colts (aka Baltimore Colts)

Franchise QBs
  1. Peyton Manning - 208 ('98-'10)
  2. Bert Jones - 92 ('73-'81)
  3. Andrew Luck - 86 ('12-'16, '18)
Champion QBs - Johnny Unitas 1971, Peyton Manning 2007

Current QB - Jacoby Brissett, 27 starts

Near Misses
  1. Johnny Unitas - 49 ('67, '69-'72) had pre-1967 starts
  2. Jeff George - 49 ('94-'97)
  3. Mike Pagel - 47 ('82-'85)
  4. Jack Trudeau - 47 ('86-'90, '92-'93)
  5. Jim Harbaugh - 46 ('94-'97)
 35 total QBs


Jacksonville Jaguars

Franchise QBs
  1. Mark Brunell - 117 ('95-'03)
  2. David Garrard - 76 ('02, '04-'10)
  3. Blake Bortles - 73 ('13-'18)
Champion QBs - None.

Current QB - Gardner Minshew, 9 starts

Near Misses
  1. Byron Leftwich - 44 ('03-'06)
 19 total QBs, franchise started in 2005.


Kansas City Chiefs

Franchise QBs
  1. Len Dawson - 90 ('67-'75) had pre-1967 starts
  2. Trent Green - 88 ('01-'06)
  3. Bill Kenney - 77 ('80-'88)
  4. Alex Smith - 77 ('13-'17)
  5. Mike Livingston - 76 ('69-'79)
Champion QBs - Len Dawson 1967

Current QB - Patrick Mahomes, 28 starts

Near Misses
  1. Elvis Grbac - 47 ('97-'99)
  2. Matt Cassel - 47 ('09-'12)
  3. Steve DeBerg - 41 ('89-'91)
33 total QBs


Los Angeles Chargers (aka San Diego Chargers)

Franchise QBs
  1. Philip Rivers - 221 ('06-now)
  2. Dan Fouts - 171 ('73-'87)
  3. John Hadl - 78 ('67-'72) had pre-1967 starts
  4. Stan Humphries - 68 ('92-'97)
Champion QBs - None.

Current QB - Philip Rivers

Near Misses
  1. Drew Brees - 58 ('02-'05)
 34 total QBs


Los Angeles Rams (aka St. Louis Rams)

Franchise QBs
  1. Jim Everett - 105 ('86-'93)
  2. Marc Bulger - 95 ('02-'09)
  3. Roman Gabriel - 82 ('67-'72) had per-1967 starts
Champion QBs - Kurt Warner 2000

Current QB - Jared Goff, 51 starts

Near Misses
  1. Pat Haden - 55 ('76-'81)
  2. Jared Goff ('16-'19)
  3. Kurt Warner - 50 ('99-'03)
  4. Sam Bradford - 49 ('10-'13)
  5. Vince Ferragamo - 43 ('79, '81-'84)
  6. Tony Banks - 43 ('96-'98)
42 total QBs


Miami Dolphins

Franchise QBs
  1. Dan Marino - 230 ('83-'99)
  2. Bob Griese - 151 ('67-'80) had pre-1967 starts
  3. Ryan Tannehill - 88 ('12-'16, '18)
Champion QBs - Bob Griese 1973 & 1974

Current QB - Ryan Fitzpatrick, 10 starts

Near Misses
  1. Jay Fiedler - 59 ('00-'04)
  2. David Woodley - 40 ('80-'83)
34 total QBs


Minnesota Vikings

Franchise QBs
  1. Tommy Kramer - 110 ('77, '79-'89)
  2. Fran Tarkenton - 93 ('72-'78)
  3. Daunte Culpepper - 80 ('00-'05)
Champion QBs - None.

Current QB - Kirk Cousins, 29 starts

Near Misses
  1. Wade Wilson - 48 ('83-'91)
  2. Brad Johnson - 44 ('96-'97, '05-'06)
37 total QBs


New Orleans Saints

Franchise QBs
  1. Drew Brees - 213 ('06-now)
  2. Archie Manning - 129 ('71-'75, '77-'81)
  3. Aaron Brooks - 82 ('00-'05)
  4. Bobby Herbert - 78 ('86-'89, '91-'92)
Champion QBs - Drew Brees 2010

Current QB - Drew Brees

Near Misses
  1. Jim Everett - 47 ('94-'96)
  2. Billy Kilmer - 40 ('67-'70) had pre-1967 starts
32 total QBs


New England Patriots (aka Boston Patriots)

Franchise QBs
  1. Tom Brady - 280 ('01-now)
  2. Steve Grogan - 135 ('75-'90)
  3. Drew Bledsoe - 123 ('93-'01)
Champion QBs - Tom Brady 2002, 2004, 2005, 2015, 2017, & 2019

Current QB - Tom Brady

Near Misses
  1. Jim Plunkett - 61 ('71-'75)
  2. Tony Eason - 49 ('83-'89)
25 total QBs


New York Giants

Franchise QBs
  1. Eli Manning - 233 ('04-now)
  2. Phil Simms - 160 ('79-'81, '84-'93)
  3. Fran Tarkenton - 69 ('67-'71) had pre-1967 starts for Minnesota as well
  4. Kerry Collins - 68 ('99-'03)
Champion QBs - Jeff Hostetler 1987, Phil Simms 1991, Eli Manning 2008 & 2012

Current QB - Eli Manning (Daniel Jones is injured)

Near Misses
  1. Dave Brown - 53 ('94-'97)
23 total QBs


New York Jets

Franchise QBs
  1. Ken O'Brien - 106 ('84-'92)
  2. Joe Namath - 103 ('67-'76) had starts pre-1967
  3. Richard Todd - 94 ('76-'83)
Champion QBs - Joe Namath 1970

Current QB - Sam Darnold, 24 starts

Near Misses
  1. Mark Sanchez - 62 ('09-'12) guess "Sanchize" didn't end up being a good nickname
  2. Vinny Testaverde - 61 ('98-'03, '05)
  3. Chad Pennington - 61 ('02-'07)
  4. Boomer Esiason - 42 ('93-'95)
38 total QBs


Oakland Raiders (aka Los Angeles Raiders)

Franchise QBs
  1. Ken Stabler - 96 ('71-'79)
  2. Derek Carr - 91 ('14-now)
  3. Daryle Lamonica - 84 ('67-'73) had pre-1967 starts
  4. Rich Gannon - 77 ('99-'04)
Champion QBs - Ken Stabler 1977, Jim Plunkett 1981 & 1984

Current QB - Derek Carr

Near Misses
  1. Jim Plunkett - 57 ('80-'86)
  2. Jay Schroeder - 57 ('88-'92)
  3. Jeff Hostetler - 55 ('93-'96)
  4. Marc Wilson - 50 ('81, '83-'87)
37 total QBs


Philadelphia Eagles

Franchise QBs
  1. Donovan McNabb - 142 ('99-'09)
  2. Ron Jaworski - 137 ('77-'86)
  3. Randall Cunningham - 107 ('85-'95)
Champion QBs - Nick Foles 2018

Current QB - Carson Wentz, 53 starts

Near Misses
  1. Carson Wentz ('16-'19)
  2. Norm Snead - 51 ('67-'70) had pre-1967 starts
  3. Michael Vick - 40 ('10-'13)
36 total QBs


Pittsburgh Steelers

Franchise QBs
  1. Ben Roethlisberger - 216 ('05-now)
  2. Terry Bradshaw - 158 ('70-'83)
  3. Kordell Stewart - 76 ('97-'02)
  4. Bubby Brister - 67 ('86, '88-'92)
Champion QBs - Terry Bradshaw 1975, 1976, 1979, & 1980, Ben Roethlisberger 2006 & 2009

Current QB - Devlin Hodges, 2 starts (Ben Roethlisberger is injured)

Near Misses
  1. Neil O'Donnell - 61 ('91-'95)
  2. Mark Malone - 45 ('81, '84-'87)
28 total QBs


Seattle Seahawks

Franchise QBs
  1. Matt Hasselbeck - 131 ('01-'10)
  2. Russell Wilson - 125 ('12-now)
  3. Dave Krieg - 119 ('81-'91)
  4. Jim Zorn - 100 ('76-'83) pre-1967 starts
Champion QBs - Russell Wilson 2014

Current QB - Russell Wilson

Near Misses
  1. Rick Mirer - 51 ('93-'96)
22 total QBs


San Francisco 49ers

Franchise QBs
  1. Joe Montana - 129 ('79-'90)
  2. Steve Young - 124 ('87-'99)
  3. Alex Smith - 75 ('05-'07, '09-'12)
  4. John Brodie - 73 ('67-'73) had pre-1967 starts
  5. Jeff Garcia - 71 ('99-'03)
Champion QBs - Joe Montana 1982, 1985, 1989 & 1990, Steve Young 1995

Current QB - Jimmy Garoppolo, 21 starts

Near Misses
  1. Colin Kaepernick - 58 ('12-'16)
37 total QBs


Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Franchise QBs
  1. Trent Dilfer - 76 ('94-'99)
  2. Vinny Testaverde - 72 ('87-'92)
  3. Doug Williams - 67 ('78-'82)
  4. Jameis Winston - 67 ('15-now)
Champion QBs - Brad Johnson, 2003

Current QB - Jameis Winston

Near Misses
  1. Josh Freeman - 59 ('09-'13)
  2. Brad Johnson - 49 ('01-'04)
 37 total QBs, franchise started in 1976


Tennessee Titans (aka Houston Oilers, Tennessee Oilers)

Franchise QBs
  1. Warren Moon - 139 ('84-'93)
  2. Steve McNair - 131 ('95-'05)
  3. Dan Pastorini - 107 ('71-'79)
Champion QBs - None.

Current QB - Ryan Tannehill, 7 starts

Near Misses
  1. Marcus Mariota - 61 ('15-now)
  2. Vince Young - 47 ('06-'10)
 38 total QBs


Washington Redskins

Franchise QBs
  1. Joe Theismann - 124 ('76-'85)
  2. Billy Kilmer - 74 ('71'-78)
  3. Sonny Jurgenson - 67 ('67-'74) had pre-1967 starts
  4. Mark Rypien - 66 ('89-'93)
Champion QBs - Joe Theismann 1983, Doug Williams 1988, Mark Rypien 1992

Current QB Dwayne Haskins, 7 starts (Alex Smith is injured)

Near Misses
  1. Kirk Cousins - 58 ('12-'17)
  2. Jason Campbell - 52 ('06-'09)
  3. Gus Frerotte - 46 ('94-'98)
40 total QBs

Only 2 men have managed to be Franchise QBs for two different teams. Fran Tarkenton with the Vikings and the Eagles, and Alex Smith with the 49ers and Chiefs.

So there you go, each Franchise and their "Franchise" QBs. How about the other side of the spectrum? Journeyman is the common nomenclature used for the gun for hire types who bounce from team to team but always manage to get work. Since 1967, 18 QBs have started a game for 5 or more different teams. Bold indicates they achieved Franchise status.

The 5's

Wade Wilson - Vikings, Falcons, Saints, Cowboys, Raiders
Jim McMahon - Bears, Chargers, Eagles, Vikings, Cardinals,
David Krieg - Seahawks, Chiefs, Lions, Cardinals, Bears,
Trent Dilfer - Buccaneers, Ravens, Seahawks, Browns, 49ers
Jeff George - Colts, Falcons, Raiders, Vikings, Redskins
Jeff Garcia - 49ers, Browns, Lions, Eagles, Buccaneers
Kyle Orton -  Bears, Broncos, Chiefs, Cowboys, Bills
Matt Cassel - Patriots, Chiefs, Vikings, Cowboys, Titans
Case Keenum - Texans, Rams, Vikings, Broncos, Redskins

The 6's

Steve DeBerg - 49ers, Broncos, Buccaneers, Chiefs, Dolphins, Falcons
Vinny Testaverde - Buccaneers, Browns, Ravens, Jets, Cowboys, Panthers
Steve Beuerlein - Raiders, Cowboys, Cardinals, Jaguars, Panthers, Broncos
Kerry Collins - Panthers, Saints, Giants, Raiders, Titans, Colts
Josh McCown - Cardinals, Raiders, Bears, Buccaneers, Browns, Jets
Brian Hoyer - Cardinals, Browns, Texans, Bears, 49ers, Colts

The 7's

Chris Chandler - Colts, Buccaneers, Cardinals, Rams, Titans, Falcons, Bears
Gus Frerotte -  Redskins, Lions, Broncos, Bengals, Vikings, Dolphins, Rams

The Ultimate Journeyman

Ryan Fitzpatrick -  Rams, Bengals, Bills, Titans, Texans, Jets, Buccaneers, Dolphins

Thursday, February 14, 2019

Film Director Title Belt: That's a Wrap

Some summary comments.

Belts


Since 1970, 19 different directors rose to the challenge and earned a Title Belt.

Six of those directors only managed to earn one Belt - Denis Villeneuve, JJ Abrams, Brad Bird, Ang Lee, David Fincher, and John Carpenter.

Six more only got two: Alfonso Cuarón, Quentin Tarantino, the Coen Brothers, Michael Mann, Robert Zemeckis, and George Lucas.

Three earned three - Peter Jackson, Stanley Kubrick, and Francis Ford Coppola.

James Cameron earned four.

Christopher Nolan and Martin Scorsese got five.

Steven Spielberg led all directors with eight.

Five decades meant five "Decade Belts" were awarded. They went to Francis Ford Coppola, Steven Spielberg twice, Peter Jackson, and Christopher Nolan.

Spielberg led all involved with 19 hits, Scorsese was next with 13 and Tim Burton was the only other director in the double digits with 10.

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Money


Financially the top 10 (in non-adjusted, domestic gross) over the period studied were:

10. George Lucas ($1.744b)
9. David Yates ($1.789b)
8. Tim Burton ($1.839b)
7. Christopher Nolan ($1.867b)
6. James Cameron ($1.949b)
5. Robert Zemeckis ($2.096b)
4. Peter Jackson ($2.105b)
3. Ron Howard ($2.107b)
2. Michael Bay ($2.327b)
1. Stephen Spielberg ($4.552b)

All of those directors scored at least one hit with Michael Bay being the only one not to qualify for a Belt due to only having one hit.

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Awards


Ranking system - 1 point for a nomination, 2 points for a win (Razzies negative points)

Oscars

5. Stanley Kubrick: 13 noms, 1 win = 15pts
5. Alejandro Iñárritu: 7 noms, 4 wins = 15pts
3. Stephen Spielberg: 16 noms, 3 wins = 22pts
2. Francis Ford Coppola: 13 noms, 5 wins = 23pts
1. Coen Brothers: 16 noms, 4 wins = 24pts

*Alfonso Cuarón has 14pts with "Roma" a favorite to win at least one this year which would put him ahead of Kubrick & Iñárritu.

Globes

5. Alejandro Iñárritu: 4 noms, 2 wins = 8pts
5. Ang Lee: 4 noms, 2 wins = 8pts
4. Quentin Tarantino: 7 noms, 1 win = 9pts
3. Martin Scorsese: 9 noms, 2 wins = 13pts
2. Stephen Spielberg: 13 noms, 2 wins = 17pts
1. Francis Ford Coppola: 11 noms, 4 wins = 19pts


BAFTAs

5. Ang Lee: 10 noms, 3 wins = 16pts
5. Coen Brothers: 14 noms, 1 win = 16pts
4. Martin Scorsese: 12 noms, 3 wins = 18pts
4. Stephen Spielberg: 14 noms, 2 wins = 18pts
2. Peter Jackson: 11 noms, 4 wins = 19pts
1. Alfonso Cuarón: 15 noms, 3 wins = 21pts

Saturns

5. Bryan Singer: 8 noms, 2 wins = 12 pts
4. Christopher Nolan: 9 noms, 6 wins = 21pts
3. Peter Jackson: 14 noms, 4 wins = 22pts
2. Stephen Spielberg: 14 noms, 5 wins = 24pts
1. James Cameron: 12 wins, 8 noms = 28 pts

*Tarantino & del Toro both nominated for 9 without a win.

Cannes

5. Coen Brothers: 4 noms, 1 win = 6pts
4. Martin Scorsese: 5 noms, 2 wins = 9pts
3. Steven Soderbergh: 7 noms, 2 wins = 11pts
2. Francis Ford Coppola: 6 noms, 4 wins = 14pts
1. Alejandro Iñárritu: 7 noms, 4 wins = 15pts

Razzies

5. Roland Emmerich: 5 noms, 0 wins = -5pts
4. Brian De Palma = 6 noms, 0 wins = -6 pts
4. George Lucas: 4 noms, 1 win = -6pts
2. Michael Bay: 7 noms, 2 wins = -11pts
1. M Night Shyamalan: 9 noms, 4 wins = -17pts

I find it really unfortunate Shyamalan is treated this way. I think "Lady in the Water" and "The Village" are highly underrated and "Signs" is my favorite movie all-time. So now that I've destroyed my credibility we'll continue.


Total Awards

10. Quentin Tarantino: 29 noms, 4 wins, 0 R's = 37pts
9. Ang Lee: 23 noms, 8 wins, 0 R's = 39pts
8. Alejandro Iñárritu: 27 noms, 13 wins, 0 R's = 53pts
8. James Cameron: 27 noms, 13 wins, 0 R's = 53pts
6. Alfonso Cuarón*: 33 noms, 9 wins, 0 R's = 51pts
5. Coen Brothers: 39 noms, 7 wins, 0 R's = 54pts
4. Martin Scorsese: 40 noms, 8 wins, 0 R's = 56pts
3. Peter Jackson: 37 noms, 12 wins, 0 R's = 61pts
2. Francis Ford Coppola: 35 noms, 15 wins, 0 R's = 65pts
1. Stephen Spielberg: 59 noms, 13 wins, 0 R's = 85pts

*As noted before Cuarón likely to add to wins total at this coming Oscars ceremony, Coens also have a nominee, as well as Adam McKay although even a sweep of his three nominations would only give him 21 total points.

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Honorable Mentions
The following directors were missed, neglected, or ignored during the "research" portion of this little project and might have contended for a Belt or at the very least have recorded at least a one-hit wonder. If you have any others in mind, suggest them or do your own analysis to see if they'd be Belt contenders.

Kathryn Bigelow - "The Hurt Locker" ('08), "Zero Dark Thirty" ('12)

Mike Newell - "Four Weddings and a Funeral" ('94), "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" ('05)

Richard Curtis - "Love Actually" ('03)

Patty Jenkins - "Monster" ('03), "Wonder Woman" ('17)

George Miller - "Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior" ('82), "Happy Feet" ('06), "Mad Max: Fury Road" ('15)

Woody Allen - "Annie Hall" ('77), "Interiors" ('78), "Broadway Danny Rose" ('85), "Hannah and Her Sisters" ('86), "Crimes and Misdemeanors" ('89), "Bullets Over Broadway" ('95), "Midnight in Paris" ('12)

Spike Lee - "She's Gotta Have It" ('86), "Do the Right Thing" ('90), "Jungle Fever" ('91), "Blackkklansman" ('18)

The following directors plied their craft before the time period I looked at, but likely would be Belt holders in the '30s, '40s, and '50s:

Alfred Hitchcock, John Huston, Frank Capra, Orson Welles, William Wyler, and others

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I hope you enjoyed reading these as much as I enjoyed compiling them. To conclude matters, I'll make Oscar picks, although my track record in Award prognostication is notoriously horrible. So bet your house on these picks:


Best Picture - "Roma" Alfonso Cuarón

Lead Actor - Rami Malek "Bohemian Rhapsody"

Lead Actress - Lady Gaga "A Star Is Born"

Supporting Actor - Mahershala Ali "Green Book"

Supporting Actress - Regina King "If Beale Street Could Talk"

Director - Alfonso Cuarón "Roma"

Animated Feature - "Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse" Bob Persichetti, Peter Ramsey, Rodney Rothman

Animated Short - No Clue

Adapted Screenplay - "The Ballad of Buster Scruggs" Coen Brothers

Original Screenplay - "First Reformed" Paul Schrader

Cinematography - "Roma" Alfonso Cuarón

Best Documentary Feature - No Clue

Best Documentary Short Subject - No Clue

Best Live Action Short Film - No Clue

Best Foreign Language Film - "Roma" Alfonso Cuarón

Film Editing - "Vice" Hank Corwin

Sound Editing - "Black Panther" Benjamin A Burtt, Steve Boeddekker

Sound Mixing - "A Star Is Born"

Production Design - "Black Panther" Hannah Beachler

Original Score - "Mary Poppins Returns" Marc Shaiman, Scott Wittman

Original Song - Shallow "A Star Is Born" Lady Gaga, Mark Ronson, Anthony Rossomando, Andrew Wyatt, Benjamin Rice

Makeup and Hair - "Vice"

Costume Design - "The Favourite" Sandy Powell

Visual Effects - "Avengers: Infinity War"

Saturday, February 9, 2019

Director Title Belt Vol 4: Then Till Now

The first three volumes brought us to 2010 and from there will complete time as it has yet existed. Or to put it less ridiculously, we'll look at the eight years of this decade. Keep in mind the Oscars ceremony for 2018 has not yet been held. Check the earlier Volumes for the rules. At the end, I'll some wrap up. As a reminder, Spielberg has won back to back Decade Belts while Tarantino is the current Belt holder from '09.


2010

"Inception" Christopher Nolan
"Incendies" Denis Villeneuve
"Shuter Island" Martin Scorsese
"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1" David Yates
"The Social Network" David Fincher
"True Grit" The Coen Brothers
"The Fighter" David O Russell
"Alice in Wonderland" Tim Burton


This last decade started strong, the nonhits included Ridley Scott's "Robin Hood", Louis Leterrier's "Clash of the Titans", Tony Scott's last film "Unstoppable", M Night Shyamalan's double Razzie winner "The Last Airbender", Adam McKay's "The Other Guys", and James Mangold's "Knight and Day."

Villeneuve's second film was also his second hit. The French-language film is 93% fresh and earned Villeneuve a BAFTA nomination. 

The production team running the show for Harry Potter decided to cash in on two films for the final book. The first of them earned Yates a Saturn nom, is 78% fresh, and made $296 million. 

Burton's fourth film in a row was a hit as he adapted Lewis Carroll in his distinctive, bizarre style. Critically, the film was completely panned at 35% rotten but it drew moviegoers in droves, making $334 million. I agree with the critics on this one.
David Fincher also continued a hit streak with his third in a row. His controversial biopic of the prophet of social media, Mark Zuckerberg, is 95% fresh and earned Fincher an Oscar nom, and both a Globe and BAFTA win.  

The theme continues with Scorsese who made his third hit in a row. Teaming up with Leo for the fourth time, his psychological horror/mystery is an engaging, beautiful, and intense film. It earned the director a Saturn nom and made $128 million. The Globes also awarded Scorsese with a lifetime achievement award. 

"True Grit" was a classic John Wayne Western from 1969. The Coen Brothers remade it with superstars Jeff Bridges, Josh Brolin, and Matt Damon. Hitting on all marks, the film is 96% fresh, made $171 million, and earned the brothers three Oscar noms and a pair of BAFTA noms.

David O Russell had been making films since 1994 and had some critical acceptance. After a six-year break, he scored his first hit. "The Fighter" is most notable for the physical transformation Christian Bale undertook for his role as boxer Dicky Ecklund. However, Russell's handling of dialogue and the believably intimate nature of his character's relationships make the film tick. It is deservedly 90% fresh and earned Russell both an Oscar and Globe nom.

Leonardo DiCaprio had quite the year. While Scorsese had him doubting his own memory, Nolan had him delving into dreams. The normal cliches apply: intense, creative, exciting, fascinating, unique, and extremely cool. "Inception" is quite the ride. It earned Nolan a pair of BAFTA noms, a pair of Saturn wins, and solidified his status as one of the greatest filmmakers of our generation. 86% fresh (embarrassingly low) and $293 million both belie how good it is. 

Scorsese, the Coens, and Russell all flexed their considerable talents but the Belt is Nolan's.

TITLE BELT: Christopher Nolan (3)

2011

"Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol" Brad Bird
"Hugo" Martin Scorsese
"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2" David Yates
"Super 8" JJ Abrams
"The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" David Fincher
"Rango" Gore Verbinski
"Captain America: The First Avenger" Joe Johnston

Shawn Levy's "Real Steel", Spielberg's "War Horse" & "The Adventures of Tintin", Bay's 3rd Transformers movie, and Zach Snyder's "Sucker Punch" are among the nonhits.

Verbinski's animated western wins the director an Oscar and a BAFTA is 88% fresh and made $123. He's hitless since.

Joe Johnston was somewhat inexplicably given the reigns of one of Marvel's core heroes with the first Captain America film. Remarkably, it stands as his 2nd most critically accepted film at 80% fresh ('99s "October Sky" 90%) and made $177 million. He hasn't made it back to the hit column since.

JJ Abrams continued his hit streak with a 3rd in a row, scoring a pair of Saturn noms, winning one, with paranormal Sci-Fi flick "Super 8." The influence of producer Steven Spielberg is unmistakable. It found well-rounded success with $127 million at the gate, the pair of award noms, and 81% fresh.

After three unmistakably dominant hits in the animated world, Brad Bird was given the helm of one of the more important re-launches in film history (at least that's how I see it). While not strictly a reboot, Ghost Protocol reinvigorated the Mission: Impossible film universe. It earned Bird a Saturn nom, made $209 million, and is 93% fresh.

Fincher alternated back from historical biography ("Zodiac", Social Network) to literary adaptation (Benjamin Button) with his 4th straight hit. The Stieg Larsson novel served as perfect kindling for Fincher's dark, brooding tone. Not nearly as successful as his earlier work, Dragon Tattoo still made $103 million and is 86% fresh.

Yates wrapped up one of the most ambitious and undeniably most successful multi-film sagas with Deathly Hallows, Part 2. The freshest of the HP's at 96%, it earned Yates a BAFTA win and a Saturn nom and made $381 million.

21 years, 9 films, and 3 hits removed from the apex of "Goodfellas", Scorsese amazingly soared again with "Hugo." An adaptation of Brian Selznick's fanciful and tender story of legacy and family laced with an homage to the first great filmmaker Georges Méliès. The differences between "Goodfellas" and "Hugo" are obvious and plentiful, but for Scorsese, they both meant seven award nominations and 90+% fresh (93%). Scorsese received a lifetime BAFTA, two additional BAFTA noms, a Saturn nom, two Oscar noms, and won a Golden Globe.

Yates' mastery of the HP universe is, I believe, too often overlooked. However, mastery may be more apt to describe Scorsese's uncanny ability to create emotionally tangible films across the widest of genre spectrums.  

TITLE BELT: Martin Scorsese (5)

2012

"Lincoln" Steven Speilberg
"The Dark Knight Rises" Christopher Nolan
"The Master" Paul Thomas Anderson
"Looper" Rian Johnson
"Moonrise Kingdom" Wes Anderson
"Life of Pi" Ang Lee
"The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey" Peter Jackson
"Magic Mike" Steven Soderbergh
"Silver Linings Playbook" David O Russell
"Django Unchained" Quentin Tarantino
"Frankenweenie" Tim Burton

An already busy year, it also included nonhits "Jack Reacher" by McQuarrie, "Men in Black 3" by Sonnenfeld, "Prometheus" by Ridley Scott, "Flight" by Zemeckis, and the Razzie earning "Battleship" by Peter Berg. 

Steven Soderbergh made a movie in 2012. It made $114 million and is 80% fresh. Of Soderbergh's seven hits, I personally hope to never see three of them.

In "Moonrise Kingdom", Wes Anderson is right at home with more oddness. 93% fresh, the film earned Anderson an Oscar, BAFTA, and Cannes nom. I definitely have come through this process wanting to watch more of his films.

The other Anderson made a somewhat controversial, not-quite biographical film, loosely based on the life of author and cult leader L Ron Hubbard. Difficult but well-crafted, "The Master" earned PTA a BAFTA nom and is 84% fresh.

David O Russell discovered he like to work with Jennifer Lawrence, paired her with Bradley Cooper, and scored his second hit in a row. Silver Linings earned Russell a pair of Oscar noms, a Globe nom, and won a BAFTA, is 92% fresh, and made $132 million.

With only his second Oscar nom, and a BAFTA nom, Tim Burton's last hit to date was a return to his stop-motion, doll-like work. At 87% fresh it is his most critically accepted film since "Ed Wood" in '94.

After the career-making Lord of the Rings epics, Jackson made one mess of a film and then managed to get the support he needed to go back to Middle-earth and adapt Tolkien's prequel novel The Hobbit. Guillermo del Toro assisted with the screenplays and Jackson developed the story into a trilogy of its own. The first installment earned him a Saturn nom and made $303 million. However, it was critically below-average at 64% and while a mostly enjoyable watch, I have to agree with the critics its far from perfect.

While I highly recommend Rian Johnson's first two movies, "Brick" and "The Brothers Bloom", his first hit was "Looper." The time-bending, dystopian sci-fi earned Johnson a Saturn nom and is 93% fresh.

None of those movies compete with the remaining four for the Belt. 

Tarantino followed his Belt-winning hit Inglourious with a Western in the spirit of '60s anti-racist cowboy-hero Django. QT received an Oscar nom, two Globe noms, two BAFTA noms, and a Saturn nom for the original screenplay. 86% fresh, it was QT's most commercially successful film yet, aking $163 million. 

Nolan completed his Batman trilogy with Saturn-winner "The Dark Knight Rises." At 87% fresh and with $448 million in receipts, it's actually the most accomplished of the three movies in the series. More significant in scope than the first two, Batman's enemies come from across the globe and threaten the complete annihilation of Gotham. An extremely exciting and engaging film, it, unfortunately, has a few minor issues which leave a bit to be desired.

Ang Lee's latest hit to date was the parable "Life of Pi." Told as a flashback, the analogy-laden tale is gorgeously depicted using some of the most advanced digital effects ever seen. Symbolically rich and philosophically impactful, Pi is a fantastic movie. Since Lee has yet to make a hit since (one bomb, two in development), a word about his extremely diverse career. It's hard to fathom how someone could make films as drastically different as "Sense and Sensibility", "Hulk", "Brokeback Mountain", "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon", and "Life of Pi." Quite impressive.

Doris Keans Goodwin probably didn't expect Team of Rivals to be a book which would make good screenplay fodder. She probably also didn't factor in the greatest actor of our age teaming up with the greatest director of our age to do a biopic of the immensely important and extraordinarily interesting President Abraham Lincoln. Day-Lewis' transformation is breathtaking and he carries the film, but Spielberg's vision and touches of humor amid weighty and complicated events make "Lincoln" an absolute all-time great. 

All four Belt worthy films, but it comes down to Lee vs Lincoln. While "Life of Pi" was new and exciting material, it rested on computer-generated imagery for much, if not all, of its beauty and suspense. "Lincoln" drew every ounce of its weight out of the events and characters in the story. Spielberg returned to the top after a 14-year absence from the Belt.

TITLE BELT: Steven Spielberg (9)

2013

"Gravity" Alfonso Cuarón
"Fruitvale Station" Ryan Coogler
"Pacific Rim" Guillermo del Toro
"Wolf of Wall Street" Martin Scorsese
"Star Trek Into Darkness" JJ Abrams
"The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug" Peter Jackson
"Inside Llewyn Davis" The Coen Bros
"Man of Steel" Zach Snyder
"Behind the Candelabra" Steven Soderbergh
"American Hustle" David O Russell
"Rush" Ron Howard

Also one-hit wonder "Lone Survivor" by Peter Berg, and nonhits (deep breath) "The Wolverine" by Mangold, "Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues" by McKay, "After Earth" and its two Razzie noms by Shyamalan, "The Lone Ranger" and its Razzie nom by Verbinski, "Prisoners" and "Enemy" by Villeneuve (the latter the weirdest movie I've ever seen), "Olympus Has Fallen" and "White House Down" by Fuqua and Emmerich, "Now You See Me" by Leterrier and "Jack the Giant Slayer" by Singer.

Ron Howard's latest hit featured the true stories of a pair of Formula 1 racing rivals. While only receiving a modest response from audiences ($27 million), critics are favorable at 89% fresh. Howard received a BAFTA nom for the film and I have it on my to-watch list.

After the relative success of "300" and "Watchmen", the fledgling DC Cinematic Universe tabbed Zach Snyder to reboot one of their core heroes, Superman. Working with a Nolan brothers screenplay, Snyder managed to make the least-bad Superman movie since Donner's original 35 years earlier. Least bad is the best I can give it and critics are with me as it sits at 56% according to the tomatoes. It's hit status comes as a result of the massive $291 million at the gate.

Soderbergh made another movie, his second hit in as many years, that I'll probably miss. The biopic of flamboyant pianist Liberacci is 95% fresh and earned Soderberg a pair of nominations at Cannes.

'13 was the debut year for rising star Ryan Coogler. His film "Fruitvale Station" gives an account of New Years Eve 2008 for Oakland resident Oscar Grant III. He, most believe very successfully, connects the viewer to the lives of the individuals involved in one of the clearest and most devastating cases of Police/minority violence in recent memory. Among the many deserved awards Coogler received were three nominations at Cannes one of which he won. The film is currently 94% fresh.

Scorsese and Leo scored again with the wild bio of Wall Street whiz kid (and criminal) Jordan Belfort. This movie is excessively excessive, just like its subject. Scorsese received a pair of Oscar noms and a BAFTA nom for the 78% fresh flick. Audiences also came out to the tune of $117 million.

Smaug was Jackson's second Hobbit film. I think its probably the best of the three and so do the critics who have it at 75% fresh. Audiences came out in slightly lower, but still ridiculous numbers, racking up $258 million in receipts. Jackson received two Saturn noms for this one, while only getting one for the first.

Benedict Cumberbatch had a big year in 2013 because while he wasn't doing motion-capture work as a Dragon, JJ had him rebooting one of the great sci-fi villains of all-time. Wrath of Khan is, in my opinion, comfortably the best Star Trek film yet, so I enjoyed at very least the concept of bringing him into the new timeline. The film is solid, with a nice Abram twist on the original concept and is 85% fresh. It also made big money at $229 million and earned Abrams a Saturn nom.

Somehow in the midst of writing the screenplays for the Hobbit trilogy, Guillermo del Toro managed to make a movie of his own. The giant alien fighting Robot movie, "Pacific Rim", enjoyed the most commercial success of any of del Toro's work bringing in $102 million and earned the bearded auteur a Saturn nom.

Perhaps more than any director in 2013, David O Russell was riding quite the wave of popularity and success. His third consecutive hit and third consecutive film over 90% fresh (92%) is his most awarded film to date. "American Hustle" earned Russell two Oscar noms, two Globe noms, and a pair of BAFTA noms of which he won one. It also set his commercial high at $150 million. However, rumors swirled about his difficult personality and the mistreatment of star actresses. And to be honest, the movie is all character and no story.

I have a surprisingly low watch rate of this years' hits missing 5 of them. The Coen brothers' exploration of life as a musician, personal struggles, and the psychology of the emerging '60s is near the top of my watch list. I'm a huge Oscar Isaac fan so this is truly a must see. 93% fresh, Llewyn Davis earned the Coens a Globe nom, a BAFTA nom, a Saturn nom, and won one of two noms at Cannes.

The runaway winner at the award ceremonies is yet another I haven't managed to sit down and watch. The list of awards Cuarón received for it is staggering. At the Oscars he won two of three nominations, at the Globes he won his one nom, at the BAFTAs he won two of four nominations, and he won two of three Saturn noms. That's 7 wins in 11 nominations, pure dominance. It wasn't just an award vehicle, however, "Gravity" also is 96% fresh and made $274 million. A complete sweep of the advanced benchmarks.


Having not seen Llewyn Davis or "Gravity" makes it difficult to choose between them. Word-of-mouth has always been more positive in its take on the Coen brothers film but Cuarón's dominance in every phase earns him his first Belt.


TITLE BELT: Alfonso Cuarón


2014

"Captain America: The Winter Soldier" Russo Brothers
"Interstellar" Christopher Nolan
"Whiplash" Damien Chazelle
"X-Men: Days of Future Past" Bryan Singer
"Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)" Alejandro G Iñarritu
"The Grand Budapest Hotel" Wes Anderson
"Gone Girl" David Fincher
"The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies" Peter Jackson

2014 has the (dubious?) distinction of producing the most movies which I've seen. 75 films, including every hit in the above list. I'll restrict the nonhits to films I've seen as well: David Ayer's "Fury", Shawn Levy's "Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb", Ridley Scott's "Exodus: Gods and Kings", Michael Bay's "Transformers: Age of Extinction", Antoine Fuqua's "The Equalizer", and Tim Burton's "Big Eyes" among the many, a complete list is here.

The X-Men franchise left its original helmsman to pursue other things after the massive success of X2 in '03. 8 years later, a new collection of mutants began their story and Singer provided screenplay work. The sequel to that film, Days of Future Past, was oddly the most successful X-Men film he'd be a part of. 90% fresh (which is surprising, to say the least - I was not high on the film myself), the film earned Singer a Saturn nom and made $234 million.

Peter Jackson once again completed a trilogy with Five Armies. At 59% fresh, it was a long way from the award-winning delirium of Return of the King. Jackson did receive a Saturn nom, however, and the film made $225 million.

After Joe Johnston's solid introduction to the First Avenger, the true architects of the MCU took over. The Russo brothers had found most of their success directing for television ("Arrested Development", "Carpoolers", "Community") with minimal traction in the film world. That has all changed, and it started with Captain America 2. In reality, the remaining Captain America films were the first Avenger films as they feature an ever-growing cast of superheroes. The Russos have established the modern standard for handling this type of multi-lead situation. In terms of the metrics, it works, Winter Soldier made $260 million, earned the Bros a Saturn nom, and was 89% fresh.

A rising star made his hit debut with the feature-length version of his own award-winning short. "Whiplash" is a brilliant piece presenting contrasting ideas of the pursuit of excellence. Extraordinarily intense, the film is both inspiring and human. It earned the young director an Oscar nom, two BAFTA noms, a Saturn nom, and a nomination at Cannes.

David Fincher's latest movie (he has a "World War Z" sequel coming), was his most commercially accepted film with $168 million at the gate. I can't say much about it, because the film's success is in the extreme manner in which Fincher toys with your mind and emotions and any details about the story would ruin that. I can vouch that it's very effective. Fincher coaxed career-best performances from Ben Affleck and Rosamund Pike and tonally the film keeps the viewer off-balance in an almost rollercoaster type experience. The critics seem to agree that it's effective, having it 87% fresh and it earned Fincher a Globe nom.

The king of odd (my title), Wes Anderson, struck academy gold with his hit "The Grand Budapest Hotel." The peculiar examination of a luxurious Eastern European hotel features a fantastic cast, a topsy-turvy story, and some intricate and beautifully executed set pieces. The film is 91% fresh but catered to a limited audience making only $59 million. Anderson did extremely well at the awards, however, earning three Oscar noms, 2 Globe noms, winning one of three BAFTA noms, and earning a Saturn nom.

Wes didn't win any of those Oscars because Iñarritu scored his third hit and walked away with three Oscars, one win in two Globe noms, two BAFTA noms, and a Saturn nom. Birdman is 91% fresh and was a master class in acting from co-stars Michael Keaton and Edward Norton. It was literal candy for theater-nuts (which I'm guessing most of the Academy would be classified as) but had enough compelling drama and soul-searching to keep the more average viewer (me) engaged.

Nolan's fourth hit in a row was one of the most meta films to reach blockbuster-esque status maybe ever. Grappling with extreme sci-fi elements (interdimensional travel, time dilation, extraterrestrial colonization) while simultaneously expressing themes of family, love, and connection with breathtaking execution. You can fuss about the science all you want, at the end of the day "Interstellar" isn't really about science, its about the connection between a father and a daughter and the way that connection ripples through time.

Fincher, Wes, Alejandro, and Nolan all have legitimate claims at the Belt. 2014 is a year of excess for me as I've seen so many of the films. It's a year of piles and piles of average, B+/A- material. It is interesting then, that striding atop the mound of mediocrity stands four or five (Whiplash was amazing) of the best movies I've ever seen. For this year's Belt, I want to consider how I felt upon the conclusion of watching each movie. Even though I haven't watched any of them very recently ("Gone Girl" most recently, November of last year), the effects of each are still fresh. Fincher left me shocked, stunned, and repeatedly saying "what just happened" and "I'm never looking at ______ the same way again" and things of that nature. Anderson left me smiling, having thoroughly enjoyed the hijinks and personalities he presented. Birdman left me impressed but a bit disappointed, part of me feeling like an outsider getting a glimpse of a fascinating but terrible world and part of me glad I was detached from it. "Interstellar" left me inspired, touched, and in awe of the mixture of unbelievably cool and extremely relatably poignant. Each deserves the Belt, but there can only be one.

TITLE BELT: Christopher Nolan (4)

2015

"Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation" Christopher McQuarrie
"Bridge of Spies" Stephen Spielberg
"Creed" Ryan Coogler
"Sicario" Denis Villeneuve
"The Martian" Ridley Scott
"Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens" JJ Abrams
"The Revenant" Alejandro G Iñarritu
"The Big Short" Adam McKay
"Trainwreck" Judd Apatow

Non-hits include Brad Birds' "Tomorrowland" (his only career miss to date), Levinson's "Rock the Kasbah", Tarantino's "The Hateful Eight", Emmerich's "Stonewall", Fuqua's "Southpaw", Shyalaman's "The Visit", Russell's "Joy", Columbus' "Pixels", Howard's "In the Heart of the Sea" and del Toro's "Crimson Peak."

McQ had some very early success as a screenwriter winning a pair of awards for Singer's "The Usual Suspects" in '95. Although his directing success was limited, he was given the keys to the Mission: Impossible franchise and has not disappointed. Rogue Nation matched the tone and feel of Ghost Protocol perfectly and scored extremely well with the critics (93% fresh). A moderate blockbuster, the 5th installment of Ethan Hunt made $195 million at the gate.

Fresh off his groundbreaking debut, Ryan Coogler worked up a spinoff to the immensely successful Rocky franchise. "Creed" was formulaic, sure, but it's a tried and true formula. Audiences and critics alike didn't complain as it's 95% fresh and made $110 million.

I am not in the target audience for Apatow's latest film, however, apparently, there are some out there who find Amy Schumer palatable. 85% fresh, $110 million.

Sir Ridley hit a bit of a dry spell with five straight non-hit rating out at 55% ("Body of Lies"), 43% ("Robin Hood"), 73% ("Prometheus"), 34% ("The Counsellor"), and 65% ("Exodus: Gods and Kings), so it was a welcome surprise when "The Martian" hit on all marks, 91% fresh, $228 million, and an Oscar, BAFTA, Globe, and Saturn nom, winning the Saturn. The common theme of man vs nature transplanted to the farthest imaginable destination gave it a fresh and renewed sense of danger and adventure.

Villeneuve got another nomination at Cannes for his hit "Sicario." Unlike the first Cannes hit "Polytechnique", the Mexican-cartel assassin film was in English and made a solid splash at the box office at $47 million. 92% fresh, the film sets a dark tone and rides the oh-so-cool personalities of its triple stars Blunt, Del Toro, and Brolin.

Leonardo DiCaprio has played many memorable roles throughout his career. However, for various reasons which have been well chronicled, up until 2015 he had failed to reach the supposed pinnacle of his craft, the Best Actor Oscar. Then Iñarritu cast him as Hugh Glass, a trapper trying to make his livelihood in the devastating environs of 1820s frontier America. A brilliant performance earned the esteemed actor his Oscar and launched a million "what is Leo's greatest role" debates. Another time perhaps, but this article is about the director. Iñarritu's latest film, "The Revenant", is a simultaneously beautiful and grotesque film. The characters in it are secondary to the environment they find themselves in, often struggling to survive. The shots of nature aren't just pretty, but awesome in the sense that they seem dangerous, uninviting, and powerful. Like in "The Martian" man vs nature, the classic Jack London tale, is familiar but not boring, revealing both the strength and fragility of the human spirit. The director earned two Oscar noms, winning one, and won a Globe and two BAFTAs. Only 78% fresh (ridiculous), it did well at the gate setting Iñarritu's personal record at $184 million.

In a meeting of the greats, Spielberg and the Coen Brothers collaborated on a biographical tale set in the Cold War. With a touch of exaggeration common to Hollywood, they shed a light on an American hero, James Donovan, as he navigated the dangers, philosophies, and injustices of the Red Scare endeavoring to preserve what America does and should stand for. It's rare for a film featuring a Supreme Court ruling to be this exciting, but Spielberg mixes the elements masterfully and the Hanks/Rylance pairing shines. A bit overlooked, the filme earned Spielberg an Oscar nom and a pair of BAFTA noms and is 91% fresh.

After ten years of financially successful but critically panned films, Adam McKay literally invented a genre. At least, as far as I'm concerned, before "The Big Short" I had never seen anything remotely like it. The structure and rhythm of a comedy, but with a decidedly non-comedic and even possibly boring historical topic, McKay's offbeat analysis of the housing crash is one of the most perfect films I've ever watched. Four superstar actors presenting almost characterizations but almost impersonations of completely anonymous yet extremely pivotal individuals explaining nuanced market-forces economics and delivering compelling, emotional performances. Simply wonderful. 88% fresh, McKay earned two Oscar noms, winning one, a Globe nom, and two BAFTA noms also winning one of those.

One of the most anticipated films in the history of cinema, ten years after the solid but still subpar conclusion to Lucas' ill-fated prequel trilogy, The Force Awakens annihilated the box office. $937 million, nearly $200 million more than Abrams other five hits combined! But not simply a cash cow, the safe but fresh reawakening (get it?) of the seminal franchise is 93% fresh and earned Abrams a pair of Saturn noms, taking home one. Thousands of words could be written about Abrams choices in casting, story elements, exclusions/inclusions, etc but I'll simply say the film was decidedly Star Wars and that's all I could've hoped for.

Iñarritu, McKay, and Abrams. A more different group would be hard to assemble. Each made an impact in a different way, Iñarritu made the best film of the three, I can comfortably say that, along with Leo's Oscar and the awards the director earned, it also won Best Picture, the second consecutive for Iñarritu after Birdman in '14. McKay invented a genre and if '18's "Vice" is any indication, it's a genre he intends to expand. Abrams gave rebirth to a frustrated yet fanatical fanbase. Three days after the premiere, I waited in a line for an hour and a half, a line that included two Chewbaccas, a litany of Stormtroopers, and at least one Jedi on the outskirts of a fairly large but by no means thriving city. Iñarritu and McKay gave us things we wanted but didn't necessarily know we wanted them, Abrams filled a need which we all felt.

TITLE BELT: JJ Abrams

2016

"Captain America: Civil War" The Russo Brothers
"Arrival" Denis Villeneuve
"La La Land" Damien Chazelle
"Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" David Yates
"X-Men: Apocalypse" Bryan Singer

non-hits include "Suicide Squad" by David Ayers which earned a whopping $325 million but also a Razzie nom, "Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk" by Ang Lee, "The BFG" by Speilberg, "Silence" by Scorsese a highly underrated and extremely interesting film, "The Brothers Grimsby" by Louis Leterrier (this is the last time you'll ever see "Silence" and Grimsby in the same sentence), "Allied" by Zemeckis, the double Razzie nominated "Independence Day: Resurgence" by Emmerich, the surprisingly good "13 Hours" by Michael Bay, "LBJ" by Reiner, the unnecessary but ok remake of "The Magnificent Seven" by Fuqua, the hilarious "Hail, Caesar!" by the Coens, Burton's latest "Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children", "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice" by Razzie nom'd Zach Snyder, "Split" by Shyamalan (missed hit status by 4%), "Patriots Day" by Peter Berg, and "Inferno" by Ron Howard to conclude(?) the Dan Brown trilogy.

A lot of quality material fell short in various metrics and the remaining films aren't nearly as inspiring as the previous two years, however, they're still potential contenders.

The last X-Men film Singer had a hand in was easily the worst of the franchise (48% rotten is evidence) but it made $155 million and earned Singer a Saturn nom. There is an enormous number of problems with this film, needless to say, it will not truly contend for the Belt.

After the success of "Whiplash", Damien Chazelle's next project was highly anticipated. A fact that only increased when it became clear the film would star young superstars Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone. A film made primarily for the subset of individuals who enjoy the making of movies as much as the movies themselves, the whimsical musical dealt with the same conflict as "Whiplash" between artistic achievement and a "normal" life. The film earned Chazelle two Oscar noms with one win, two Globe wins, and two BAFTA noms with one win. Critics and audiences also appreciated it at 91% fresh and $151 million at the gate.

One of the most anticipated and ambitious films to date, the Russo brothers conclusion of the Captain America trilogy was a huge success. $408 million and 91% fresh it earned the brothers a Saturn nom. However, possibly counter to popular opinion, the Marvel Universe has enormous issues which are all on display in Civil War. A quick list of things I perceive to be the primary issues in the MCU: 1) Their villains are on the whole horrible, 2) the humor of the films is extraordinarily juvenile, 3) the characters, with a few exceptions, have not changed one iota from film #1 to #22, 4) outside of the primary Avengers and a few other core characters, the acting is subpar (and in some cases, downright poor), and 5) the fact the films are comic book adaptations have not prevented the filmmakers from attempting to use them as vehicles for social and current events commentary. I don't suggest they aren't enjoyable, but I'm also not giving the Russo's a Belt for Civil War.

David Yates had steered the last four Harry Potter films to $1.27 billion in receipts and an average of 84% fresh on the tomatoes. So it only made sense he'd make some more films, turned out JK Rowling had more Harry Potter stories for the world so he didn't have to wait long. Fantastic Beasts was to Harry Potter like Force Awakens was to Star Wars - it just felt like a Harry Potter film. It worked to the tune of $234 million in receipts and a BAFTA nom for Yates.

The second year in a row Villeneuve scored a hit, this time in a Nolan-esque sci-fi. Combining linguistics, first contact, time, and a touch of familial connection, Villeneuve's story, and Amy Adams' performance are stellar. The film earned the director an Oscar nom, a BAFTA nom, and a Saturn nom. It also set Villeneuve's personal records to date with $101 million at receipts and 94% fresh.

TITLE BELT: Damien Chazelle Denis Villeneuve
(get it?)

2017

"The Post" Stephen Spielberg
"Dunkirk" Christopher Nolan
"Blade Runner 2049" Denis Villeneuve
"Phantom Thread" Paul Thomas Anderson
"Logan" James Mangold
"The Shape of Water" Guillermo del Toro
"Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi" - Rian Johnson

non-hits include "Alien: Covenant" and "All the Money in the World" by Ridley Scott, "Transformers: The Last Knight" by Bay, "Justice League" by Snyder, and "Logan Lucky" by Soderbergh.

I haven't had a chance to see del Toro's fish-out-of-water morality play, however, it did extremely well at the awards. The director won two of three Oscar noms, one of two Globe noms, one of three BAFTA noms, and a earned a pair of Saturn noms. 92% fresh, it's a good thing del Toro is around or Doug Jones might have trouble getting work, am I right?

I also haven't seen PTA's love story between the great (retiring?) Daniel Day-Lewis and Vicky Krieps. PTA earned a couple Oscar noms and the film is 91% fresh. Like most of PTA's work, it didn't draw much of an audience though making only $21 million.

Star Wars has become hotly controversial these days and Last Jedi is easily the most polarizing entrance in the franchise yet. As far as the metrics are concerned it was nothing but a rousing success. Johnson won one of two Saturn noms, the film is 91% fresh, and it made $620 million almost ten times Rian Johnson's career earnings up to that point. No matter the noise, Johnson didn't only bring some welcome freshness and direction to the series but has also earned enough clout to have his own Star Wars trilogy in the works, which I, for one, am very excited about.

James Mangold made his largest career commercial splash four years earlier with the unnecessary but fun comic book film "The Wolverine." He returned to the character with what I believe is the best comic book film yet in "Logan." Nearly doubling his financial record with $226 million and 93% fresh, it earned him an Oscar nom and a Saturn nom. A gritty film about the passing of the torch featuring an excellent performance from Patrick Stewart, if "Logan" turns out to be the last time Wolverine graces the big screen as part of this film universe,  it was a fitting send-off.

For the third year in a row, Villeneuve scored a hit. Way back in 1982 Sir Ridley Scott's hit "Blade Runner" built a fascinating world and despite a reasonably concluded story left open the possibility of a sequel. It only took 35 years for Villeneuve to come along and finally make that film. Not without its flaws, 2049 is a wonderful example of the rich possibilities in many 70s and 80s sci-fi. Incidentally, Villeneuve's next project is a remake of '84s non-hit "Dune" and having read the source material, I'm very excited. Villeneuve earned a BAFTA nom and a Saturn nom on the 87% fresh film.

Spielberg's latest hit is a socially topical biographical piece on an extremely important episode which faced the Washington Post during the Nixon administration. With signature excellence, Spielberg captured the big picture while focusing the film on the people facing extraordinary circumstances. It's a very intimately filmed movie in which stars Hanks and Streep shined. 43 years after his first hit Spielberg earned yet another Oscar nom and Globe nom for the 88% fresh flick.

A few paragraphs up I described how Adam McKay pioneered a genre with "The Big Short" and how that genre seemed to be here to stay and could shape how some stories are told in the industry for quite a while. Nolan's "Dunkirk" has the potential of making a similar impact on filmmaking. An extremely immersive experience, initial viewings are likely to induce significant feels. Metrically, it checks all the boxes: $190 million, 92% fresh, an Oscar nom, a Globe nom, and a pair of  BAFTA noms. In describing it, I'm hesitant to get too specific, because the mechanics of the story, and his telling of it, are very unique and some of their effectiveness is enhanced in that unique state. Also, Nolan has formed a working relationship with Hans Zimmer which mirrors the Spielberg-Williams partnership is many ways. The most specific way would be the combined genius of the two men. Zimmer puts that genius on full display for Dunkirk matching Nolan's creative story structure musically.

Nolan may not have won as many awards as del Toro or made as much money as Rian Johnson but the creativity and gravitas of "Dunkirk" are simply on another level.

TITLE BELT: Christopher Nolan (5)

2018

"Incredibles 2" Brad Bird
"Avengers: Infinity War" Russo Brothers
"Mission: Impossible - Fallout" Christopher McQuarrie
"Roma" Alfonso Cuarón
"Black Panther" Ryan Coogler
"Bohemian Rhapsody" Bryan Singer
"Isle of Dogs" Wes Anderson
"Vice" Adam McKay
"The Ballad of Buster Scruggs" Coen Brothers

The non-hits include Yate's "Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald", Spielberg's "Ready Player One", Zemeckis' "Welcome to Marwen", Fuqua's "The Equalizer 2", Chazelle's "First Man", Soderbergh's "Unsane", Joe Johnston's "The Nutcracker and the Four Realms", and Ron Howard's "Solo: A Star Wars Story".

The Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror films (the Saturn awards) haven't announced their '18 nominees at the time of this writing. So, it is very possible that "Ready Player One", "First Man", "Solo", or "Fantastic Beasts" could get nominations which would qualify them as hits. Also, the Oscars ceremony hasn't been held, just nominations announced, so that factor cannot be considered either.

After Brad Bird's only miss he bounced back with his first sequel, "Incredibles 2," and avoided many of the pitfalls of follow-up animated sequels. Not quite as fresh as the original, it still sits 1t 94% and made a whopping $609 million.

McQuarrie was given control on the Mission: Impossible franchise with the 5th installment (Rogue Nation) and Fallout matched it in both tone and success. 97% fresh and $220 million in receipts make it the most successful installment of the franchise yet.

Bryan Singer's latest hit was a biopic of Queen frontman Freddie Mercury. However, accusations of impropriety have dogged Singer for years and they finally caught up to him while working on Rhapsody. He was asked to leave the project and didn't even appear with the production team at the Globes. However, he did receive a BAFTA nomination for the film which made $187 million but is only 62% fresh.

Near the top of my need-to-watch list is Adam McKay's latest hit "Vice." Christian Bale literally transformed into Dick Cheaney which is the only reason I need to watch it. It earned McKay three Oscar noms, two Globe noms, and a BAFTA nom.

Wes scored his 4th hit in a row with a stop motion film featuring Dogs in Japan. Have I mentioned Wes Anderson likes odd? Despite the extremely peculiar setting the film was very interesting. It earned the director both an Oscar and a BAFTA nom and is currently 89% fresh.

"Black Panther" has the distinction of being the only comic book film to be nominated for a Best Picture Oscar. Coogler was nominated for a pair of Saturn awards winning one of them. The King of Wakanda is 97% fresh and brought out the crowds to the tune of $700 million.

Filmmaking is often a very personal experience for a director. That point has rarely been clearer than in Cuarón's latest hit "Roma." Masterfully crafted, the episodic black and white piece follows the twists and turns in the life of Cuarón's nanny from his childhood in Mexico. A very evocative film, my primary gripe with it was its often beleagured pacing. Cuarón earned four Oscar noms (and is probably the favorite to win), two Globe noms with one win, and an incredible seven BAFTA noms. "Roma" is 96% fresh but was directly released to streaming as a Netflix original so box office numbers aren't applicable.

Another direct to Netflix release made the list. The Coen brothers earned an Oscar nom for the 92% fresh film. Really a series of short films, the Coen's signature dialogue work and extreme characters give each episode independent value. A mix of original stories and adaptations, it includes material by Jack London and Stewart Edward White. It's difficult to pin down exactly what makes a Coen Brothers film great but one of the key elements is always speech. Coen brothers characters always speak in very a distinctive and usually colloquial manner. Many writers/directors have a particular voice which can be recognized and the Coen brothers don't necessarily differ from this observation however their "voice" translates into the socio-cultural setting of their films seamlessly. In Buster Scruggs they apply their voice to the Western genre and like elsewhere the fit is snug. 

The Russo brothers scored their latest hit as well. The MCU had been building towards a confrontation between the many heroes and the supervillain Thanos. Many of the issues at the core of the Marvel films were significantly less problematic in Infinity War. It's 84% rating feels low, particularly when compared with the Russo's other MCU films Civil War (91%) and Winter Soldier (89%). However, it made $11 million more than those two combined with $679 million at the gate. It's sequel, the end of an era, is one of the most anticipated films upcoming. 

Even though I enjoyed Buster Scruggs and Infinity War more than "Roma" its undeniable that Cuarón's work was a tour de force. 

TITLE BELT: Alfonso Cuarón (2)

 The '10s

Belts:
Nolan (3)
Cuarón (2)

Hits:
Nolan (4)
Villeneuve (4)

$$$:
Russo Bros ($1.347b)
Abrams ($1.293b)
Yates ($1.195b)
Nolan ($979)

"Inception," "Interstellar," "Dunkirk," and "Dark Knight Rises." Case closed.

Christopher Nolan

Despite claiming to be done after only three, I'll be adding yet another to wrap up the whole process. Thanks for reading - comments, criticisms, or creative differences welcome.

Saturday, January 12, 2019

Director Title Belt Vol. 3: The aughts

You can find Vol. 1 here and Vol. 2 here. The currently title Belt holder (from '99) was Michael Mann. Due to the length of Vol. 2 and the number of hits this decade, a fourth installment will be necessary to complete the run.

2000

"Cast Away" Robert Zemeckis
"What Lies Beneath" Robert Zemeckis
"How the Grinch Stole Christmas" Ron Howard
"Traffic" Steven Soderbergh
"Erin Brockovich" Steven Soderbergh
"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" Ang Lee
"Amores Perros" Alejandro G Iñárritu
"Gladiator" Ridley Scott
"X-Men" Bryan Singer
"Memento" Christopher Nolan

A lot going on all over the board at the turn of the millennium. The non-hits from the year are also impressive, including Emmerich's "The Patriot", The Coen Bros' "O, Brother! Where Art Thou?", Shyamalan's "Unbreakable", and Petersen's "The Perfect Storm." 

A pair of doubles from Robert Zemeckis and Steven Soderbergh highlight the year. Zemeckis put Tom Hanks on a secluded island and it was awesome. Hanks and his buddy Wilson are 90% fresh and made $234 million. The Ford-Pfeiffer psych-horror is 46% rotten, but still earned Zemeckis a Saturn nom and $155 million.

Soderbergh did a really nice job telling the story of Erin Brockovich, a woman who single-handedly took on a large power company when their pollution policies put her family in danger. His other hit displayed the multi-threaded storytelling he is so effective at. Each film pulled an Oscar, Globe, and BAFTA nomination, with "Traffic" winning the Oscar. "Traffic" made $124 million and is 92% fresh. Brockovich made $126 million and is 84% fresh. 

Jim Carrey put on a fuzzy green suit and earned Ron Howard a Saturn nom and $260 million. 

Iñárritu made a massive splash with his 92% hit weaving several people's lives stories around their dogs. For the Spanish language film, he took home three awards at Cannes and a BAFTA.    

Nolan also made his full-length feature film debut with what can only be described as an absolute trip. Oscar and Globe noms and 92% fresh don't do the twist in this film justice. While Nolan has skill with characters and dialogue, the distinctiveness of his style centers on the story and his telling of it. If you haven't seen it, don't forget to give it a try.

After Singer's success in the mid-nineties, he was selected to direct the first installment of the X-Men franchise. $157 million, 81% fresh, and a Saturn award prove it to be a success as well.

"Gladiator" is one of my favorite movies. Ridley Scott's best picture-winning historical thriller earned a nomination from the Oscars, Globes, BAFTAs, and Saturn awards and made $188 million.

Finally, we come to Ang Lee's first great blockbuster hit. Crouching Tiger brought a style of martial arts to the big screen which hadn't had the notoriety it received up to that point. Using various camera tricks, special effects, and mechanical gimmicks, Lee's characters seem to defy gravity in the various fight scenes which litter the Chinese thriller-romance film. Audiences and critics alike loved it, scoring 97% fresh and $128 million at the gate. The awards were just as enchanted, sending Lee home with 2 Oscar noms, a Globe win, two BAFTA wins out of three noms, and a Saturn nom.

Between the success and impact of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" its hard to avoid the stand out winner for the first year of the new millennium.

TITLE BELT: Ang Lee

2001

"Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" Chris Columbus
"A Beautiful Mind" Ron Howard
"Ocean's Eleven" Steven Soderbergh
"The Man Who Wasn't There" The Coen Brothers
"The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring" Peter Jackson
"The Royal Tenenbaums" Wes Anderson
"Black Hawk Down" Ridley Scott
"Y Tu Mamá También" Alfonso Cuarón

Among the non-hits was a surprising (albeit narrow) miss from Spielberg "A.I. Artificial Intelligence", Michael Mann's "Ali", Michael Bay's "Pearl Harbor", Antoine Fuqua's best film "Training Day", Tim Burton's revival of an old franchise with "Planet of the Apes", and Joe Johnston's lackluster conclusion of the Dinosaur trilogy: "Jurassic Park III."

Fantasy film adaptations were the name of the game in 2001 as both the Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter sagas launched. Due to the younger age of both the cast and the target audience of the early Harry Potter films, Chris Columbus was selected to direct. He did admirably, with the initial installment scoring 81% fresh, a pair of BAFTA noms and a Saturn nom, and most impressively $318 million in receipts. 

The Fellowship of the Ring producers selected a director from a different world entirely. Peter Jackson had mostly done fairly campy horror material prior to directing Tolkien's epics. A match made in Hollywood Heaven, his larger-than-life interpretation earned a massive $316 million, is 91% fresh and got a ton of award cred to the tune of three Oscar noms, a Globe nom, two BAFTA wins out of four(!) noms, and one win in two Saturn nominations. That's 10 major award nominations! 

Less fantastical but no less fascinating was Ron Howard's biopic of the austere and schizophrenic mathematician John Nash. "A Beautiful Mind" won Howard a pair of Oscars, and earned a Globe nom and two BAFTA nominations. Its 75% rottentomatoes score is frankly embarrassingly low for the quality of the film which earned $171 million in receipts.

Also in 2001, Wes Anderson broke through with a hit after his first two critically acclaimed films didn't quite make the cut. Anderson, a master of the odd, demonstrated his skill of character creation in the film which is 80% fresh and earned both an Oscar and BAFTA nom.

Scott made two blockbusters in '01, BHD and the adaptation of Thomas Harris' psych thriller novel "Hannibal." The Anthony Hopkins project made money and spawned several sequel/prequels but is currently 39% rotten so not a benchmark hit. The other, an embellished true story by Mark Bowden of a downed American helicopter, earned Scott an Oscar nom, made $109 million, and is 76% fresh.

Coming off of their near miss in '00, the Coen Bros scored a borderline hit with a black and white, film noir, hijinks story. An Oscar nom and 81% fresh put the impressive ensemble cast into the hit column.

Mexican director Alfonso Cuarón's Spanish-language road trip story scored 92% and earned the director an Oscar nom and a pair of BAFTA noms to make his feature debut a hit.

With his third hit feature in a row, Soderbergh took the ensemble heist movie to new heights. Managing to get Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, George Clooney and more in the same cast brought out the crowds and earned $183 million and an 82% fresh rating.

If "Apollo 13" wasn't Ron Howard's best, "A Beautiful Mind" is, solidifying Howard as a force to watch in Hollywood. Unfortunately, it coincided with the pair of multi-billion dollar franchise launches which really contend for the Belt. The deftness with which Columbus handled his 11-year-old stars (and the fact he was in on the ground floor during their selection) is an overlooked element of the Harry Potter story. On the other hand, Peter Jackson's vision for LotR, the enormity of the spectacle, the precision of the cast, and the subsequent execution was nearly flawless. Advantage Tolkien.

TITLE BELT: Peter Jackson

2002

"Catch Me If You Can" Steven Spielberg"
"Minority Report" Steven Spielberg
"Punch-Drunk Love" Paul Thomas Anderson
"The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" Peter Jackson
"Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" Chris Columbus

Scorsese's "Gangs of New York" falls one award nom, 6 percentage points, and $12 million short of being a hit. Lucas' Attack of the Clones wins a much deserved Razzie. Louis Leterrier teams up with Luc Besson and launches the fun (but silly) Transporter franchise. Nolan remakes a Norweigan crime thriller with "Insomnia." Gore Verbinski puts himself in the horror HOF with "The Ring." And my favorite movie ever, "Signs" by Shyamalan, is 74% fresh, ignored at the awards, and makes $228 million, just short of the benchmarks.

After a three year hiatus of non-hit making, Spielberg reminds the world he's alive with another double-hitter. Hanks and DiCaprio shine in the globe-trotting, believe-it-or-not true story which is 96% fresh and made $165 million. Cruise and Colin Ferrell get futuristic as Spielberg adapts a Philip K Dick short story about the age-old confrontation of free will and fate. "Minority Report" wins Spielberg a Saturn, is 91% fresh, and made $132 million.

PTA hits on his third film in a row by tapping into the surprising depth of Adam Sandler's acting talents. A pair of Cannes noms, with a win and 80% fresh show the quirky romance's success.

The two franchise don't waste any time on their sequels, HP's earning a BAFTA and Saturn nom, $262 million, and 82% fresh. Most fans of the series would rank this or the first as the least enjoyable of the bunch, but mostly due to the later installments' extreme enjoyability and less to these films' weaknesses.

Jackson took some liberties with his telling of the second part of Tolkien's masterpiece. However, those liberties were well received and Two Towers is currently 95% fresh, has made $343 million, and also did quite well at the awards. Unable to quite lock down any wins, Jackson received an Oscar nom, a Globe nom, three BAFTA noms, and two Saturn noms.

Although Spielberg put two films up for the Belt, and both were quite successful, Jackson's work made so much money and got so much award chatter, it's hard to take his Belt.

TITLE BELT: Peter Jackson (2)

2003

"X-Men 2" Bryan Singer
"The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King" Peter Jackson
"Kill Bill: Vol. 1" Quentin Tarantino
"Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl" Gore Verbinski

After the success of "The Ring", Verbinski took his horror chops in a Disney direction taking the inspiration for his blockbuster sea-faring monster tale from a Disney Park attraction. At 79% fresh and with a Saturn nom, the real hit impact of Pirates is at the gate where it made a cool $305 million.

Bryan Singer also cashed in with the second (and most critically accepted at 85% fresh) installment of the X-Men series with $215 million of receipts. Singer was also nominated for a Saturn for his efforts.

Tarantino, after a five-year break, scored his second career hit with the female action star vehicle Kill Bill with a pair of Saturn noms and an 84% fresh rating.

However, as if the industry was aware they'd be competing with a juggernaut, the only other non-hit of note is perhaps Ang Lee's "Hulk."

Jackson's trilogy conclusion matched the first two installments in acclaim (93% fresh) and in the box office ($378 million) but far outdid them at the awards. He took home three Oscars, a Globe, two of his 4 BAFTA noms, and two Saturns for a whopping 8 major award wins. Some of those may have been making up for the lack of wins for the other two, but a viewing of Return of the King will show you it deserved the love.

TITLE BELT: Peter Jackson (3)

2004

"The Incredibles" Brad Bird
"Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" Alfonso Cuarón
"The Aviator" Martin Scorsese
"Kill Bill: Vol. 2" Quentin Tarantino
"Collateral" Michael Mann
"The Polar Express" Robert Zemeckis

While silent during Jackson's cleanup, the non-hits were plentiful in '94

Of the ones that made the cut, we see some familiar names from the '80s & '90s. Zemeckis' final hit (so far) featured another experimental and never-before-seen animation style. Using a motion capture technology and then converting it to digital animation, Zemeckis brought Christmas to life from the perspective of some children on Tom Hank's train. While critically panned at 56%, Zemeckis nonetheless earned a BAFTA nomination and the film made $186 million.

The other familiar name from an earlier era is Martin Scorsese. It's not as if he stopped making movies through the '90s, but six straight fell under the hit benchmarks since his 1990 superhit "Goodfellas" won him a Belt. Scorsese found his new star, Leonardo DiCaprio, and together they began a streak of five hits in a row (one of which admittedly Leo is not in). The first of those was a biopic of the eccentric personality Howard Hughes. The film earned Scorsese a nomination from the Oscars, Globes, and BAFTA, is 87% fresh, and made $103.

Also with his last hit to date, Mann gave us a villainous Tom Cruise, not a common sight, in his 86% fresh thriller. "Collateral" earned Mann both a BAFTA nom and a Saturn nom and made $101 million.

As the title would suggest, "Kill Bill: Vol. 1" was only the beginning. Vol 2 received a remarkably similar response, also earning QT a pair of Saturn noms, also at 84% fresh, and making a hair less money at $66 million next to Vol. 1's $70 million.

Brad Bird's second feature is his most well received to date, sitting at 97% fresh. The action-hero animated movie has made $261 million and earned Bird an Oscar win (plus another nom), a BAFTA win, and a Saturn nom.

Harry Potter waited an extra year before giving Alfonso Cuarón the reigns for the third part of the series. With a decidedly darker and more foreboding tone, the Prisoner of Azkaban was slightly more appreciated overall than its predecessors (90% fresh, $250 million) and earned Cuarón a pair of BAFTA noms (with one win) and a Saturn nom.

Bird's animated superheroes outstripped the other competitors on the list comfortably in both financial and critical success. But how does one evaluate the "director" of an animated film? It's notable he didn't only direct but also wrote the story for the film, meaning it's entirely his vision and creation. However, the awards which he received in conjunction with the film are primarily for the writing and not the directing, at least at the major ceremonies I selected to consider. Delving deeper into the various awards he received for the film, you will begin to find he also received a great number of "Outstanding Achievement in Directing" nominations and wins. Coupled with the massive success the film was (and I'd argue in some part a catalyst of the Pixar domination and not simply a symptom of it) and the lack of strong competition, I'm giving him the Belt.

TITLE BELT: Brad Bird

2005

"War of the Worlds" Steven Spielberg
"Batman Begins" Christopher Nolan
"Walk the Line" James Mangold
"The 40-Year Old Virgin" Judd Apatow
"Brokeback Mountain" Ang Lee
"King Kong" Peter Jackson
"Corpse Bride" Tim Burton
"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" Tim Burton
"Star Wars: Episode III - The Revenge of the Sith" George Lucas

The non-hits include Spielberg's "Munich" (more on that in a moment), Ridley Scott's "Kingdom of Heaven", Michael Bay's "The Island", Rian Johnson's debut "Brick", and Ron Howard's "Cinderella Man."

"Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" was a hit for British director Mike Newell who was erroneously left off of the '94 race with his other hit "Four Weddings and a Funeral." Needless to say, Newell wouldn't have won that year and won't win this year. Apologies to Newell and his family for being left off.

Ang Lee's Western broke some social barriers, won him an Oscar, a Globe, and a BAFTA award and is 87% fresh.

Apatow's first feature film also perhaps attempted to break social barriers. The comedy earned $109 and is 85% fresh.

In 1993, Tim Burton wrote the script for a Christmas/Holiday film using a very particular type of stop-motion technology, "The Nightmare Before Christmas." He decided to use that again for the less successful, but still 84% fresh, "Corpse Bride." Burton received an Oscar nom for the film. He scored a double-hit year when his remake of Willy Wonka earned him a BAFTA nom, was rated 82% fresh, and made $206 million.

Peter Jackson turned his larger-than-life style onto a familiar tale with his sprawling remake of "King Kong." While I find it terribly boring, the critics rate it 83% and it made $218 million. He also received a Globe nomination and took home one of two Saturn nominations.

After receiving a total of four Razzie nominations and a win for the first two prequel Star Wars films, Lucas finally found some success with the third. Revenge of the Sith made $380 million, is 79% fresh, and earned Lucas a pair of Saturn nominations. It marks his last directorial attempt to date.

During the late '90s and early turn of the century, James Mangold had several fairly unsuccessful films but was able to break through with his biopic of Johnny and June Cash. Starring the enigmatic Joaquin Pheonix, "Walk the Line" made $120 million and is 83% fresh.

Spielberg made two movies in '05 and while neither were his best work, both are quite special in their own right. The non-hit "Munich" earned a pair of Oscar noms and a Globe nom and is 77% fresh just missing the benchmarks. However, its a really interesting movie about the Israeli hit squad sent to avenge the Olympic terrorist attacks. His hit adaptation of Wells' alien invasion is really masterful, but only earned a Saturn nom and sits at 75% fresh. The $234 million at the gate (Tom Cruise effect?) earned it hit status. The comparatively light response to these excellent films suggests to me a bit of Spielberg-fatigue perhaps.

After a pair of lesser-seen but critically adored sci-fi/thrillers, Nolan got his shot at a blockbuster with a reboot of Batman. It's hard to pick what Nolan's is best at because his characters are fascinating, his stories are deep, his settings are intense and developed, and his imagination is wild. Every aspect shined in "Batman Begins" and it earned $207 million, is 84% fresh (too low!), and earned Nolan a pair of Saturn noms, one of which he won.

Burton had a double, but neither really move the needle far enough to top Spielberg or Nolan. If "Munich" is a hit the year is Spielberg's as he would've again scored success on both sides of the blockbuster aisle. However, Nolan's foray into superheroes and action stars was both sudden and immediately successful.

TITLE BELT: Christopher Nolan

2006

"Children of Men" Alfonso Cuarón
"Pan's Labyrinth" Guillermo del Toro
"The Departed" Martin Scorsese
"Superman Returns" Bryan Singer
"Mission: Impossible III" J.J. Abrams
"Babel" Alejandro G Iñárritu
"300" Zach Snyder
"Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" Gore Verbinski

also one-hit wonder "Night at the Museum" by Shawn Levy, non-hits "The Prestige" by Nolan, "Deja Vu" by Tony Scott, "Miami Vice" by Michael Mann, "Lady in the Water" by Shyamalan, "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby" by Adam McKay, and Ron Howard's Razzie earning "The Da Vinci Code."

The X-Men moved on from Bryan Singer for a brief time and so he attempted a reboot of Superman. We previously encountered Richard Donner's hits on Kal-El which were quite successful, Singer's take wasn't nearly as good. But it did win a Saturn, is respectably 75% fresh, and made $200 million.

Verbinski cashed in on the success of the first Pirates film, as Dead Man's Chest made a staggering $435 million in receipts. While I really enjoy it, I'm apparently in the minority as it sits at a 53% rating.

Guillermo del Toro tried his hand at a couple superhero flicks ("Hellboy" and "Blade II") with minimal success. Then in '06, he went back to his roots with the very imaginative cross of historical drama and dream-like fantasy in the Spanish-language hit "Pan's Labyrinth." 95% fresh, Labyrinth earned the director an Oscar nom, one BAFTA win and another nom, two Saturn noms, and a nomination at Cannes.

A high-profile writer (albeit a fairly unsuccessful one) in the '90s, JJ Abrams made his directing debut with the third installment of the Ethan Hunt saga. While hardly up to the first film's standards for this fan, the film earned Abrams a Saturn nom and made $134 million.

Iñárritu's second career hit was an award darling. The 69% rated film earned the director two Oscar noms, a Globe nom, two BAFTA noms, and three Cannes nominations one of which he won. It's extraordinarily ambitious and creative, but I (and apparently the critics) didn't particularly enjoy it.

A new genre began to reach the mainstream with nonhits such as "Sin City" made in the style of writer/stylist Frank Miller. After the moderate success of his feature debut with horror standard "Dawn of the Dead", Zach Snyder directed the first hit in Miller's comic-book, CGI laden, neo-noir style. "300" presented a thoroughly romanticized telling of the 300 Spartans who held off the Persians at Thermopylae. It earned Snyder pair of Saturn noms with one win and made $211 million.

Saying "The Departed" is Martin Scorsese's best movie is an impossible claim to defend, he's made too many great movies. However, his remake of the Japanese movie "Infernal Affairs" exhibits some of the most intense suspense and one of the greatest sudden twists I've had the pleasure to watch. It earned Scorsese an Oscar win, a Globe win, and a BAFTA nom, is 90% fresh, and made $132 million.

Cuarón's signature dark and brooding tone fit perfectly with the dystopian PD James novel. His third hit in a row is 92% fresh and earned the director two Oscar noms and a Saturn nom. In "Children of Men," both the intimate intensities and the atmospheric war environment are handled deftly.

Snyder, Cuarón, and Scorsese had a claim on the Belt in '06, but there can only be one champion. The uniqueness and success of "300" can be attributed as much to Frank Miller as it can be to Zach Snyder so he's out and while "Children of Men" is a really intriguing film, it didn't draw viewers as it only made $35 million.

TITLE BELT: Martin Scorsese (4)

2007

"Ratatouille" Brad Bird
"There Will Be Blood" Paul Thomas Anderson
"American Gangster" Ridley Scott
"Knocked Up" Judd Apatow
"Zodiac" David Fincher
"No Country For Old Men" The Coen Brothers
"Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street" Tim Burton
"Pirates of the Caribbean: A World's End" Gore Verbinski

also one-hit wonder "Transformers" by Michael Bay, and nonhits the Jim Carrey horror flick "The Number 23" by Joel Schumacher, "Beowulf" by Zemeckis, "Shooter" by Fuqua, "Ocean's Thirteen" by Soderbergh, "The Kingdon" by Berg, and "3:10 to Yuma" by Mangold (ignored by award ceremonies despite 89% fresh).

Apatow's second hit is scored 90% fresh and made $149. The success of his consecutive hits spawned a number of similar sub-par films in their image. The greater Apatow empire is still making money today.

Bird struck gold again with his tale of the Rat who would be a chef. At 96% fresh and a $206 million haul, it earned Bird a pair of Oscar noms (winning one), a BAFTA win, and a Saturn win.

Tim Burton brought the dark but delightful Hugh Wheeler musical to the big screen in Sweeney Todd. A fantastic cast, some great tunes, and a creepy Depp performance carried it to Globe and Saturn noms for Burton and 85% fresh. Listen to this and tell me it's not beautiful (start at 1:10).

In the midst of a flurry of five films in four years, Sir Ridley found a hit in his gangster biopic starring Denzel Washington. Almost "Scorsesean," it earned him a Globe and BAFTA nom, is 80% fresh, and made $130 million.

After a five year hiatus and 12 years since his last (only) hit, Fincher impressed at Cannes (earned an award nomination) with his telling of the Zodiac killer's hunters. One of the films in this process I need to see, it is currently 90% certified fresh.

Verbinski wrapped up his trilogy (at least everyone expected it to be the end) with the least successful of the three. At World's End still made an impressive $309 million.

Daniel-Day Lewis is one of the very few men with a reasonable claim on the title "Greatest Actor Living." PTA's adaptation of Upton Sinclair's novel "Oil" is a highlight reel of DDL's acting. 91% fresh, "There WIll Be Blood" got PTA three Oscar noms and three BAFTA noms.

The Coen Brothers reimagined the modern Western and made one of the most awarded movies ever. In their distinctive writing style, the Coens took the simplest of scenes and made them tangible, memorable, and impactful. Consider this brief encounter as evidence. 93% fresh, No Country earned the brothers four Oscars noms of which they won three, two Globe noms of which they won one, four BAFTA noms of which they won one, a Saturn nom, and a nomination at Cannes. That's five wins and 12 major award nominations.

How to pick between PTA and the Coens? In every metric, the Coens led, albeit slightly. Their advantage in rating 93% to 91%, in receipts $74 to $40, and in awards five of 12 to zero of six. With the utmost of respect for "There Will Be Blood" I have to give it to the Coens.

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2008

"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" Steven Spielberg
"The Dark Knight" Christopher Nolan
"Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" David Yates
"The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" David Fincher
"Frost/Nixon" Ron Howard

also nonhits "Valkyrie" by Singer, "Body of Lies" by Ridley Scott, "The Incredible Hulk" by Leterrier, "10,000 B.C." by Emmerich, "Hancock" by Berg, "Che: Part One" and "Che: Part Two" by Soderbergh, "Step Brothers" by McKay, "The Brothers Bloom" by Rian Johnson, and "Burn After Reading" by the Coens.

With one of the greatest films of this millennium, Spielberg brought back his action hero and this time it had aliens! Ok, a bit of an inside joke there, the fourth Indiana Jones installment wasn't quite up to the standards of its predecessors. It still earned a Saturn nom and made $317 million. Spielberg also received a lifetime achievement Globe in '08.

David Yates took over the fifth film in the Harry Potter saga and he hasn't relinquished the helm since. His style is now virtually synonymous with HP.  Order of the Phoenix earned Yates a Saturn nom, made $292 million, and is 77% fresh. 

Two years removed from earning a Razzie nom, Ron Howard scored a hit with the 93% fresh political drama. "Frost/Nixon" earned him two Oscar noms, a Globe nom, and two BAFTA noms. 

The F Scott Fitzgerald short story about Benjamin Button doesn't immediately strike a reader as film material (at least it never struck me that way). However, David Fincher isn't your average reader and adapted it rather beautifully to the big screen. He earned one nomination from each of the four major award academies, Oscars, Globes, BAFTAs, and Saturns. Additionally, the film made $128 million and is 71% fresh. 

All of that is well and good, Fincher even makes a decent claim on a Belt. But at 94% fresh and earning $535 million, "The Dark Knight" is simply in a league of its own. For his direction, Nolan received a pair of Saturn noms and one win, but the film did get Oscar recognition including the posthumous Best Supporting Actor for Heath Ledger. I unequivocally believe Ledger's portrayal of the Joker is the greatest villain in film history.

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2009

"Polytechnique" Denis Villeneuve
"Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" David Yates
"Star Trek" JJ Abrams
"Fantastic Mr. Fox" Wes Anderson
"A Serious Man" The Coen Brothers
"Watchmen" Zach Snyder
"Inglourious Basterds" Quentin Tarantino
"Avatar" James Cameron

This doozy of a year included nonhits Stephen Sommers' "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra", Shawn Levy's "Night at the Museum: The Battle of the Smithsonian", Tony Scott's "The Taking of Pelham 123", Michael Mann's "Public Enemies", Emmerich's "2012", Bay's Razzie-winning "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen", Soderbergh's "The Informant!", Harold Ramis' last film "Year One", and Ron Howard's "Angels and Demons."

Of the list of hits only three make a legitimate claim to the Belt: Cameron or Tarantino.

The Coens got three Oscar noms and a BAFTA nom but no one saw "A Serious Man" with a paltry $9 million at the gate.

Abrams rebooted Star Trek and managed to create his own timeline without disturbing the venerated stories of the past. 94% fresh and $258 million but only a single Saturn nom mark its success.

Wes Anderson got an Oscar nom and a BAFTA nom for his 92% fresh animated story. 

Canadian director Denis Villeneuve's debut historical dramatization got a nomination at Cannes and is 86% fresh.

Half-Blood Prince made $302 million and is 83% fresh. Yates' direction likely unfairly overlooked.

Snyder took the comic-book style and applied it to a comic book story. Revolutionary concept. Jokes aside, "Watchmen" is dark, violent, and thrilling. It made $108 million and earned Snyder a Saturn nom.

James Cameron had lain dormant since his Belt winning epic "Titanic" in 1997. When he resurfaced, it was with a massive spectacle of a film. Critics rightly complain its story is predictable and simplistic but that fault pales in comparison to the immensity of the project. That immensity was matched by the enormous $761 million in receipts, 15th all-time in adjusted numbers. Cameron also received three Oscar noms, a Globe win, three BAFTA noms, two Saturn wins and a lifetime Saturn award.

Tarantino also had a bit of a break with guest director segments in the throwback "Grindhouse" and Frank Miller's "Sin City." In '08 he decided to try World War II. IG combines QT's signature dialogue style with some really intense suspense. He earned two Oscar noms, two Globe noms, two Saturn noms, and a Cannes nom. Definitely my favorite QT.

Cameron's sci-fi epic was his last film to date but according to him is the first of a five-film saga. Tarantino's hit was his sixth of the prophesied ten and another hit is coming. While Cameron's film made an enormous economic impact it doesn't hold a candle to QT's deft storytelling and seamless transitions from suspense to comedy and back.

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The '00s

Belts:
Jackson (3)
Nolan (2)

Hits:
Spielberg (4)
Jackson (4)

$$$:
Jackson ($1.299b)
Verbinski ($1.245b)
Bay (1.095b)
Spielberg (1.052b)

The Lord of the Rings trilogy dominated the early half of the decade. Peter Jackson's vision and willingness to take creative risks paid off in a big way. Spielberg certainly has a reasonable claim at his third decade Belt in a row, but Jackson wins it by a nose. The director of the aughts is:

Peter Jackson

tune in next time for the exciting conclusion!